BANG!

Um, BANG is right! Marc Jacobs, fashion icon and regulation hottie, decided to bear it all and wear his birthday suit in an advertisement for his new mens fragrance, Bang. Now, for your folks who hope to see a little peen action, you will be sadly disappointed, because covering the area where the sun doesn't shine you will find an oversized bottle of the fragrance bottle. However, if you enjoy looking at muscly fashion designers, look no further. For this we are going to give two thumbs up, five stars, eleven on a scale of one to ten, and whatever other big ratings we can give it!

- Justin